Some people bring a knife to a fight.
This one brings seasoning and poor decisions.

A Salt With a Deadly Weapon is a pun-heavy tee for anyone who appreciates wordplay with a slightly dark twist. The design features two illustrated salt shakers in a comedic standoff, turning an everyday kitchen staple into a full-blown crime scene vibe. Perfect for pun lovers, foodies, cooks, and anyone with a well-seasoned sense of humor.

Shirt Style

Printed on a Softstyle tee for a lightweight, soft feel with an easy everyday fit.

Fabric + Construction

• 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun US cotton
• Non-topstitched 5/8" rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Modern classic fit, seamless body
• Double-needle sleeves and hem

Color Options

• Black
• Gray
• White

Fit Notes

Modern classic fit (not boxy).
If you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit, size up.

Care Instructions

• Turn inside out
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low (or hang dry for longest life)
• Avoid ironing directly on the print

Made to Order

Each tee is produced specifically for your order to reduce waste and keep quality consistent.