A warning sign for visitors, delivery drivers, and anyone who thinks they’re stopping by “real quick.”

Beware of Wife, Dog Is Friendly flips the classic yard sign into a clean, sign-style joke that hits because it’s just believable enough. Distressed, bold, and easy to read from across the room, it’s a perfect everyday tee for anyone whose dog is a sweetheart and whose household runs on… let’s call it strong leadership.

Shirt Style

Printed on a Softstyle tee for a lightweight, soft feel with an easy everyday fit.

Fabric + Construction

• 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun US cotton
• Non-topstitched 5/8" rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Modern classic fit, seamless body
• Double-needle sleeves and hem

Color Options

• Black
• Gray
• White

Fit Notes

Modern classic fit (not boxy).
If you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit, size up.

Care Instructions

• Turn inside out
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low (or hang dry for longest life)
• Avoid ironing directly on the print

Made to Order

Each tee is produced specifically for your order to reduce waste and keep quality consistent.