“How to Insert USB” - The Eternal Struggle Tee

Behold, the shirt that documents one of humanity’s greatest mysteries: why the simple act of plugging in a USB thumb drive requires the persistence of a Navy SEAL and the patience of a saint.

The “How to Insert USB” Tee hilariously illustrates the universal experience, first try: wrong. Flip it over: wrong. Flip it back to the original way: magically correct. Because USB ports operate on an ancient law of physics known as “Screw You Specifically.”

Printed on SoftStyle, 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is softer than your rage-filled sigh after the second failed attempt, and durable enough to survive endless desk-slamming frustration.

Perfect for:

• • Anyone who’s ever whispered, “Why? WHY?” to an inanimate object.
  • Techies who know that USB-C was invented to end this madness.
  • People who enjoy laughing at their pain… and yours.

Wear it, share it, and let the world know you’re a veteran of the USB Insertion Wars.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• • Product weight: 6-10 ounces
  • 100% ring spun cotton
  • Narrow width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Rolled forward shoulders for better fit
  • Double-needle sleeves and hem
  • Modern classic fit, seamless body