“I Am Your Father” – The Storage Wars Meme Tee
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“I Am Your Father” – The Storage Wars Meme Tee
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- Super iTeez
A long time ago… in a server room far, far away… a humble floppy disk looked down at a USB drive and uttered the legendary words:
“I am your father.”
The USB screamed, “Nooooo!” — and thus, the nerdiest family drama in tech history was born.
The “I Am Your Father” Tee is the ultimate mashup of galactic humor and retro tech nostalgia, perfect for anyone who remembers a time when saving files meant hoping it fit on 1.44 MB.
Printed on a Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt, it’s as durable as old-school hardware and softer than your nostalgia for dial-up tones.
🎁 Great gift for sci-fi fans, retro tech lovers, or anyone who ever yelled at a corrupted save file.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
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