“I Am Your Father” – The Storage Wars Meme Tee

In a galaxy far, far away… long before cloud storage and terabyte SSDs… there was the mighty floppy disk. And now, that ancient relic has returned to drop the ultimate plot twist on its descendant:

A floppy disk character declaring, “I am your father.”

A horrified USB thumb drive screaming, “Noooo!”

The “I Am Your Father” Tee hilariously mashes up one of the the most iconic sci-fi movie scenes of the past with the evolution of storage devices, proving that while technology changes, dad jokes are eternal.

Made from SoftStyle, 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s softer than Ewok fur and tougher than blowing on a floppy to “fix” it.

Perfect for:

• • Star Wars fans who still remember what 1.44 MB felt like.
  • IT nerds who know the struggle of carrying 20 disks for one game install.
  • Anyone who loves a good “dad drive” joke.

Wear it, and let the force (and the nostalgia) be with you.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• • Product weight: 6-10 ounces
  • 100% ring spun cotton
  • Narrow width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Rolled forward shoulders for better fit
  • Double-needle sleeves and hem
  • Modern classic fit, seamless body