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“LINUX = SEXY” – The Command Line Gets Hot Tee

“LINUX = SEXY” – The Command Line Gets Hot Tee

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Who knew open-source could be this steamy? Introducing the “LINUX = SEXY” Tee, the shirt that proves bash commands are way dirtier than your browser history.

Featuring a lineup of totally innocent Linux commands: mount, unmount, unzip, strip, touch, finger, more! Yes, this shirt will have sysadmins blushing and Windows users wondering if they should switch for… reasons.

Crafted from SoftStyle, 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s softer than a freshly compiled kernel and strong enough to survive awkward HR explanations about why your shirt says “finger” at the company picnic.

Perfect for:

    • Sysadmins who like their permissions wide open.
    • Developers who understand that “touch” isn’t always platonic.
    • Anyone who’s whispered “yes” after a flawless sudo apt-get install.

Whether you’re racking up uptime or just want to let the world know your OS game is hot, this tee is your ultimate flex.

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Because nothing says sexy like root access.

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PRODUCT DETAILS

    • Product weight: 6-10 ounces
    • 100% ring spun cotton
    • Narrow width, rib collar
    • Taped neck and shoulders
    • Rolled forward shoulders for better fit
    • Double-needle sleeves and hem
    • Modern classic fit, seamless body

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