“I’m a Programmer. No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer.” - The Eternal Boundary Tee

Finally, a shirt that speaks fluent Leave Me Alone.

The “I’m a Programmer. I Write Code. No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer.” Tee is the perfect way to stop random family members, coworkers, and complete strangers from turning you into their personal Geek Squad. Because just because you can write a flawless algorithm doesn’t mean you want to troubleshoot why Aunt Susan’s email “stopped working after the cat walked on the keyboard.”

Printed on SoftStyle, 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is as soft as your perfectly indented code and tough enough to survive accidental coffee spills during 2 a.m. bug hunts.

Perfect for:

• • Developers tired of being mistaken for free tech support.
  • Coders who want to set boundaries without saying a word.
  • Anyone who’s ever been asked, “Since you work with computers, can you fix my printer?”

Slip it on, wear it proud, and reclaim your time for what you actually do, making computers do cool stuff, not resurrecting Windows XP machines from the dead.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• • Product weight: 6-10 ounces
  • 100% ring spun cotton
  • Narrow width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Rolled forward shoulders for better fit
  • Double-needle sleeves and hem
  • Modern classic fit, seamless body