“SQL Laundry Logic” - The Query for Questionable Cleanliness Tee

Why rely on your nose when you can let SQL make the tough calls? The “SQL Laundry Logic” Tee captures the exact decision-making process every developer goes through when staring at the dirty clothes pile: is this shirt wearable… or do I have to adult today?

Featuring code that expertly filters your wardrobe based on acceptable grime and non-biohazardous odors, this tee ensures you never again second-guess whether “SmellLevel <= 2” is socially acceptable. Spoiler: if the query returns NULL, it’s time to do laundry.

Made from SoftStyle, 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is cleaner than half the clothes in your hamper and comfier than debugging in sweatpants at 2 a.m.

Perfect for:

• • Developers who optimize laundry the way they optimize queries.
  • Coders who’ve ever sniff-tested a shirt and thought, “It’s fine.”
  • Anyone who knows “ORDER BY RANDOM()” is just how life works.

Wear it proudly, and let everyone know your wardrobe choices are backed by data, not dignity.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• • Product weight: 6-10 ounces
  • 100% ring spun cotton
  • Narrow width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Rolled forward shoulders for better fit
  • Double-needle sleeves and hem
  • Modern classic fit, seamless body