“Tech Support – The Real Definition” Tee

Forget Webster’s. This is the real definition of Tech Support, printed for all to see, and maybe, just maybe, to save you from one more “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” conversation.

The “Tech Support - The Real Definition” Tee breaks it down perfectly:

Tech Support [tek, suh-pawrt]

1. A person who solves problems you can’t.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
3. Like a normal tech support, but much cooler.

See also: wizard, magician.

Made from SoftStyle, 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is as soft as the gentle hum of a server room and tough enough to survive 12-hour shifts of saving the technologically hopeless from themselves.

Perfect for:

• • IT pros tired of being called “the computer guy.”
  • Support techs who know “unplugging it” isn’t always the fix, but hey, sometimes it is.
  • Anyone whose job description includes “sorcery” and “mind reading.”

Wear it to work, to family gatherings, or anywhere you want to remind the world that you’re not just tech support, you’re a miracle worker with a login screen.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• • Product weight: 6-10 ounces
  • 100% ring spun cotton
  • Narrow width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Rolled forward shoulders for better fit
  • Double-needle sleeves and hem
  • Modern classic fit, seamless body