"This Is My Only Fans Shirt" - The Ultimate PC Cooling Club Tee

Forget spicy content, this shirt is serving up blazing hot airflow. Introducing a hilarious homage to every I.T. hero who’s ever been personally victimized by overheating CPUs and clueless users who think “dusting out the tower” means waving a feather duster near the USB ports.

Printed boldly with a lineup of glorious CPU fans (the kind that keep your processor cool, not your OnlyFans account funded), this shirt proudly declares, “This is my only fans shirt.” Because let’s face it, the only fans you’ve got are mounted on your rig and spinning at 2200 RPM.

Made from 100% ring-spun, softstyle cotton, it’s as soft as a freshly formatted SSD and durable enough to withstand all-night LAN parties, 3 a.m. server reboots, and passive-aggressive tickets that read “the internet is broken.”

Perfect for:

• • Sysadmins who believe cable management is an art form.
  • Gamers whose rigs sound like a jet engine but never overheat.
  • Anyone who’s had to explain, “No, this isn’t that OnlyFans.”

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PRODUCT DETAILS

• • Product weight: 6-10 ounces
  • 100% ring spun cotton
  • Narrow width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Rolled forward shoulders for better fit
  • Double-needle sleeves and hem
  • Modern classic fit, seamless body