“UDP Joke – You Might Not Get It” Tee

Some jokes are guaranteed to drop packets. The “UDP Joke - You Might Not Get It” Tee is the ultimate inside gag for network admins, sysadmins, and anyone who’s ever explained the difference between TCP and UDP to a glazed-over audience.

The shirt reads: “I know a good UDP joke, but you might not get it.” And just like the protocol itself, it doesn’t care if the punchline is delivered; reliability is optional, comedy is not.

Made from SoftStyle, 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s softer than a perfectly crimped patch cable and durable enough to survive late-night troubleshooting sessions in freezing data centers.

Perfect for:

• • Network engineers who laugh at packet loss.
  • IT pros who know humor, like UDP, doesn’t always guarantee delivery.
  • Anyone tired of explaining why TCP gets all the hugs but UDP gets all the shrugs.

Wear it proudly and let people know your jokes don’t always land; but when they do, they hit like a broadcast storm.

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PRODUCT DETAILS

• • Product weight: 6-10 ounces
  • 100% ring spun cotton
  • Narrow width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Rolled forward shoulders for better fit
  • Double-needle sleeves and hem
  • Modern classic fit, seamless body