You showed up. You existed in public. You did the thing.

You Read My Shirt, That’s Enough Social Interaction for Today. is for anyone who’s already hit their daily quota of talking. Big, bold, easy-to-read lettering delivers the message so you don’t have to. Perfect for introverts, retail survivors, office commuters, and anyone who prefers their conversations short, optional, and ideally silent.

Shirt Style

Printed on a Softstyle tee for a lightweight, soft feel with an easy everyday fit.

Fabric + Construction

• 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun US cotton
• Non-topstitched 5/8" rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Modern classic fit, seamless body
• Double-needle sleeves and hem

Color Options

• Black
• Gray
• White

Fit Notes

Modern classic fit (not boxy).
If you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit, size up.

Care Instructions

• Turn inside out
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low (or hang dry for longest life)
• Avoid ironing directly on the print

Made to Order

Each tee is produced specifically for your order to reduce waste and keep quality consistent.